Hairdresser Funnies
You’re a hairdresser IF…
You can’t go to a family gathering without cutting someone’s hair. AND. If you didn’t bring your shears, they’ll go buy some, OR better yet, make you use cutting block scissors.
When you ask someone what they would like for a gift, the answer is always free haircuts or products.
You are always the last to get beautified in your family for ANY function because, we are making sure that everyone else in our family looks good. Our husbands/ Wives /Kids can’t be trusted without gel guidance.
On your day off you look great IN case you overhear someone inquire about a good stylist. So the conversation goes like this.
“Today is my day off, I don’t normally look like this BUT I’m a hairdresser, here’s my card.”
You find yourself bashing the OTHER salon until you need a job at THAT salon. Then they are AWESOME!
Secretly judge other stylists in your own shop.
You have the look of surprise down to a science and you should receive an Oscar for every time you’ve heard the same story over and over again from the same client.
You grab broom sticks out of other people hands because WE sweep better.
You jump on our phone when your text goes off at 2 am because it may just be your 6 am cancelling. Score!
When you want to hit a girl in a color class for asking the same question the stylist JUST got done answering.
You want to hit a stylist for NOT knowing the answer to a question in class.
You lose your mind when a rude Rep comes in and talks to you over your client.
You get mad when a client interrupts your awesome Rep.
Black is a rainbow color in your wardrobe. Brilliant dazzling color only happens on people heads.
You laugh when people call you a part time worker when you work 18 hour shifts and sleep 6.
You smile when a client cancels last minute. We are secretly looking forward to you needing us REAL SOON.
I could go on and on people – Just having fun here – relax, I’m totally talking about you.
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